MY MANY (MANY, MANY, MANY)
Words
I write... like, a lot.
A writer, contributor, and now Editor In Chief for both Women's Health Interactive and The Roots Of Loneliness Project, I spend a great deal of time immersed in topics relating to sex and sexuality, relationships, loneliness, and mental health.
I’m also a cadre writer for BLUNTmoms and an occasional purveyor of satirical writing for MockMom.
I contributed to the anthologies “Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee” (April, 2015) and “Martinis & Motherhood – Tales of Wonder, Woe and WTF?!” (June, 2015), among others. An essayist for random websites that strike my fancy, I was previously a part of Hearst Digital Media’s contributor network before it went the way of the dodo, with work published on the websites for both Cosmopolitan and Good Housekeeping.
If you don’t enjoy reading much (and I’m totally judging you if you don’t), you can find a limited selection of my artwork at Carbonmade.
I write from the heart...
Words are my greatest strength and I revel in weaving them together to tell an entertaining story, rouse laughter, offer reassurance, provide sympathy, or educate others. While much of my work has involved comedy and satire (so much sarcasm runs through my veins that my blood is probably type S), I’m an aspiring novelist with a passion for writing in all forms.
I write without limits...
I don't adhere to one genre over another and my personal style knows no bounds. I particularly enjoy the challenge of taking on subjects I've never written about before, or adopting a tone I don't always use. In a way, it's similar to method acting. When I'm writing humor, I channel that persona completely. When I'm writing about a serious topic, I sit up a little bit straighter and my voice adjusts to that resonance.
Some of my favorite pieces...
Between what I've written for clients, publications, and just for fun, I've written hundreds upon hundreds of pieces – far too many to even begin to count. That said, I've certainly got a few favorites.
• What I’m Really Going to Tell My Kid About Middle School
• Withstanding Grief After My Sibling’s Death
• My Daughters Are The Reason I Can’t Find My Sh*t
• How To Include Your Inflatable Sex Partner In Your Family’s Holiday Traditions
• White House Releases List of Approved Questions For Press Conferences
• Tween Siblings Get Along, Signal the Apocalypse
• Zuckerberg Vaccinates Daughter, Flips The Bird At Artism Warnings
• 19 Ways To Tell If You’re A Character In A Dystopian Novel
• HPV Vaccine Pros, Cons & Controversy: Why I Still Vaccinated My Kids Anyway
• Reaching Middle Age And Why It’s Awesome
• Kindred Spirits, Soulmates, and Twin Flames: Signs You've Found One [Complete Guide]
